Curb Your Mind, Not Your Dog!

27 Jan

Friday, January 27th, 2012

Curb your mind, not your dog…

YOU KNOW what I mean.

Of course you have to curb your dog – if you and lucky dog are walking along and reside in an area that even has curbs.

If you reside in a rural area- curbless rural area,  that is- then, don’t worry about it.

In the suburbs, the city, the cutsie villagie towns (the ones with Shoppes and flower pots,  Art implants  and “Old Town” sections), of course you have to “pick up” on the vibe.

Warning:   If you don’t bag it, they can bag you,  put you in the doghouse, make your wear funny clothes, pose for pictures and not tell you what time it is while they check out how you vote and who you contribute to.

So, stick to cats.  Most of the time, they curb themselves.

Oh, wait!  I’m kidding.  It’s OK if you have a dog and it ad-hears to the call of nature just look worried if someone gives you the evil eye when they see your dog eliminating.  You’ll be fine.

You had to be there.

It’s your mind I’m talking about anyway, right?

Or is it their mind?   Oh..gotta go….Never mind.

-nhd

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