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2 Jan

Toilet Paper

Monday, January 2, 2017

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Good things come in small packages!

I have observed what appears to be an escalating problem:

The price of toilet paper at my local grocery store is now $ 1.00 / roll.

The price of food is always going down while the price of toilet paper is going up…

Who is behind this?

Is it the same people who convince people to purchase  ridiculous overpriced  fluorescent orange sneakers and walk around in public?

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You look great!

Did someone neglect to take all of their antibiotics and allow a new, more insidious strain of The Emperor’s New Cloths to develop into a full blown economy ?

At this rate, one should soon be able to order (and pay for) the orange shoes (and the toilet paper) online from their smartphone and have them delivered to their concierge – who will even wear them for you and do your workout at the boutique gym.

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At last a new my-self-phone Wipe_out _that_waist_line_!  app

Maybe I’m rong about this; maybe it’s all fine and there’s nothing to worry about and it’ll all come out in the wash.

BUT:

I cannot, on principle, pay $ 1.00 / roll for toilet paper.

What can I do?

Stop eating?  Have the concierge do an extra hour on the stair-stepper for me?

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I’ll take the stares

-FR

p.s.

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9 Ladies Dancing Origami & other uses for paper

… sorry about all the images – I’m trying to go paperless here.

 

 

The Twelfh Day of Christmas

5 Jan

The 12th Day of Christmas, Tuesday, January 5, 2016

 

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 12 Drummers Drumming…What was on the 11th Day again?

 

It’s easy to forget, now that the marketing is out for Valentine’s Day.

People out here in Oregon remember the song, The Twelve Days of Christmas, but beyond that?

Maybe it is as simple as people confusing Xmas shopping with Xmas and Giving with giving Thanks on Thanksgiving.

So, now it’s Twelfth Night.  It’s also Tuesday.

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Chalking the Door

Or C+M+B+2016 or 20+C+M+B+16… but:  I think it has to be chalk.

-nhd