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General Electric

11 May

General Electric

Friday, May 11th, 2018

Update on General Electric’s goal to have a perfect 50/50 ration of male and female workers:

G.E. continues to move forward on the 50/50 plan.  Although there remains some debate concerning which direction the company is heading, details of the plan are emerging.

The current focus of the plan concerns the physical orientation of the employees at the building site.

Will they:

1. space the cubicles evenly (e.g. male, female, male, female….)
2. segregate the males and females by sides of the building (perhaps using a compass… or a rotating building to keep it fair)

Once the employees are in place, phase II details will be banged out.

On the table now:

  • Address the gender deniers and trans-trans gender-errs
  • Operate on all the employees to remove all trace of gender and eliminate the bathroom problem, driving the stock market wild.
  • Implement  gender as an attachment with a firewall that prevents them from opening it at work.

note:  The attachment will not open (display) properly on their cell phones, however, there will be those who try.

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Pin the Tail on the Donkey

22 Jan

Pin the Tail on the Donkey

Monday, January 22nd, 2018

     Wow, the year is underway now!

Aside from my New Year’s Resolutions of

  •  Write down phone numbers from my cell phone to an address book (and maybe memorize a few)
  • Clean out the refridgerator

I am switching-

from:

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Pin the Tail on the Donkey

to:

 

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Whac-a-Mole

-nhd

 

Happy Thanksgiving !

23 Nov

Happy Thanksgiving !

Thursday, November 23rd, 2017

     Happy Thanksgiving, and Happy Thanksgiving to you!

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On the scientific side, I would like to see the data.

For example, a live feed of how many people and others are saying those words.

Maps, graphs, spikes, etc.

I would also like to see how many are thinking the thought.

Usually, people are forced into the thought when they sit down to the Thanksgiving meal and say their prayers.

Although I did meet a young man (mentioned in an earlier blog) who begins every day writing down a list of things he is Thankful for (clean water is always on the list), it is safe to say that the bulk of the population waits for today.

It’s a calibration of the mind.

How could the data be used?  Put it in a jar under the bed?  Turn it into a cell phone “app” to sell (to hospitals first until the first round of money’s made)?

The government could use the data to distribute funds and workers to areas of unthankfulness.

On the social side, it’s obvious. Things quiet down.

Aside from the widget mongers, who, as in the game of musical chairs are left standing, there is Peace.

Traffic goes away  – people have gotten somewhere.

They have gotten to the place.

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Whew!

On the political side….ah, the poor political side…nothing worth noting here.

On the religion side, well, Pilgrim, this is what religion has been talking about.

(I am pretty sure gluttony laws are suspended- it’s a feast for God’s sake!)

Happy Thanksgiving!

and Thank You!

until next year,

-nhd,

et. al.

 

 

 

 

Happy Veterans Day, 2017 !

11 Nov

Happy Veterans Day, 2017 !

Saturday, November 11th, 2017

     We were going to attempt another explanation of this holiday but am holding out on the hope that most people can figure it out themselves.

Thank You Veterans.

and:

Happy Veterans Day !

-GM, S.Lee, F.Rico and Nhd

p.s.

Stars and Stripes Binding

Low cost computing is speeding up the understanding of the behavior of the Stars and Stripes

 

(go to Denver for SC17 now!)

Some of the Rice

29 Sep

Some of the Rice

Friday, September 29th, 2017

 

Some of the rice gets stuck to the pot.

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Of course, some of the rice never makes it into the pot.

-nhd

Happy Labor Day !

4 Sep

Happy Labor Day !

Monday, September 4th, 2017

 

The Quiet.

It’s deafening.

The sound of Peace.

The Harmony of Quiet.

The exposure of the Futility.

The 24 hour snooze button on the alarm clock that hits itself.

The Message that cannot be ignored.

The Surrender.

The Gratitude.

The Reality Check – (direct deposit).

Something for Everyone.

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Multiple sightings of a “saucer shaped”  object are being reported from the suburbs.

– GM

 

 

Instance !

23 Jun

Instance !

Friday, June 23 rd, 2017

     Perhaps this is the word I have been looking for. (Perhaps this is what I have been looking for).

In Computer Science, a running process; an object in memory with a value referenced to it.

Shape, appearance and  shine => substance, a Form: something that is in something.

Perhaps this is what is missing from so many people.